Empyrean- After Dark

This just in: Empyrean after hours is a wild place to be! Grandpa Hev and Granny Misfit got down and dirty on the dance floor, and I'm sure most of us are going to have that image burning our corneas for months to come.....of course while laughing furiously! Go Gramps, spank that old ass!

Mad Hatters everywhere!

We had a crazy hat party tonight, and man, WAS IT CRAZY! Justin showed up with a tree on his head that he took from his living room, but then later switched it to a 20 foot condom (methinks that might be a LITTLE too big for him). There were christmas trees, dragons, turtles, and other crazy hats, but Carson, with his aquarium, and Matt, with his fire hydrant, tied for the win in our 500L contest! Chiara, with her roaring fire on her head won for the ladies! All in all it was a very SILLY night!

Tomorrow night is our Cops and Robbers night, Empyrean style, which means basically 20's gangster or something equally classy. Have you been bad? Need to be frisked? Come to Empyrean Saturday night and one of our lovely staff would be more than happy to take you into custody....

Hey all you cool cats!

Tonight was retro sock hop night at Club Empyrean, and we were rockin' and a-rollin' way into the evening and into the wee hours of the morning! With the oldies playing on the jukebox, the boys and girls were swingin' their hips in their poodle skirts and bryll cream...and GM and Ayn were the winners of the 500L costume contest! Hot dog, daddio!


Of course, as things tend to do here at Empyrean, the night got a little wild and crazy the later it got. You know there's going to be trouble when the Truth or Dare game comes out! I can't go into detail, because heck, this is a family site, but let's just say there was a lot of nudity and naughtiness! Did you miss out on the all the fun? Better make sure you join us next time then! See all you crazy kids tomorrow night for our crazy hat contest! Dress casual and wear your craziest chapeau!

There was magic in the air...

Tonight was an enchanted evening at Club Empyrean...the ladies in their sparkling gowns and the gentlemen all looking like dashing Princes, it was a night to remember! Mattieu Levasseur and Chiara Tizona won the contest for our best Prince Charming and Cinderella! And they really did look amazing!

The dance floor was crowded and the laughter was infectious as we danced the night away...We welcomed all of our friends, new and old and reminisced about past times and dreamed about the good times to come. As the night drew to a close, only a few were left on the dance floor and there was finally time to take a picture. Isn't that sunset beautiful?



The magic was flowing in the air tonight, and if you weren't able to make it, you were sadly missed, but to everyone who was able to join us, tonight will not soon be forgotten. (Especially Music Hyun and Hevenz Vansant in their fat suits, but shhhh..you didn't hear that from me! Hey, does anyone have pictures? :)) See everyone tomorrow night for our good old fashioned Sock hop!

Welcome to the Empyrean Jazz Club!

Welcome to the Empyrean Jazz Club! After a short elevator ride into the sky, you arrive deep in the heart of the Empyrean Capital Region, The Empyrean Jazz Club. Our friendly staff is always ready and willing to fulfill your every heart's desire, and there is always a lovely lady or gentleman to dance with. The music is softly playing and everyone is always laughing and having the greatest time! With a view that can't be matched and an always gracious host, The Empyrean Jazz Club is the place you want, no, NEED, to be at every single night!

Don't feel like dancing? Take a stroll through the gardens and watch the sunset, or dance with a special someone on our garden dance floor. Looking for a little more intimacy? Check out our after hours club, or rent one of our private rooms for some alone time. We're always discreet here at Club Empyrean! Just whisper in the ear of one of our staff members and we'll make sure your needs are met...

So are you a member of the Empyrean Jazz Club? If you aren't, then you're missing the experience of a lifetime. Come to the Empyrean Jazz Club, where anything you desire is possible!